I love that she can't keep up a lie for even two seconds. "This is my second burger…no, all right, it's my fourth!"

Plus, the band sucked.

I really, really hate fart jokes.
But I laughed at that one.

Killam's definitely the best, but McKinnon and Bryant are also pretty reliably funny, I think.

The Grumpy Cat/wife conversation saga kept me on the edge of my seat this whole feature. Which is more than I can say for most of the shows mentioned in it.

Yeah, I'm left with the question: what percentage of 21-year-old *women* are virgins?

"I'm already the office troublemaker!"

Especially since both Leslie Knope and Michael Scott got softened/made less obnoxious by a LOT after their respective first seasons.

I thought it was cute. Then again, I also think the Bastille guy is cute, sooooo…

Eowyn!

"I could possibly be thinking about TV kissing entirely too much".

thank u linus

I know, I'm just wondering What Could Have Been.

No, a direwolf!

The best thing about the Buffy musical, imo, is the big reveal at the end there (spoilers) that Buffy was in heaven. It's not a reveal for the audience but for the other characters, and being a musical lets them react in a more outsized manner than otherwise (which I think Whedon even said was a goal of his). (They…

Murder on the Acela Express.
Will they find the murderer before they make it to Boston?
Yes. Yes, they will. There's a two-hour delay at Penn Station. They've got plenty of time.

I would have watched The Sound of Music Live if Killam were playing the Captain.

Bacon-wrapped scallops win, though!

I think this line's mostly filler…

My then-boyfriend and I thought it would be a good book to read together in eleventh grade. Boy, were we wrong.