WANNA DATE?

“We’ve got to stop those evil us’s!”

I’m trying to think of a Keanu Reeves movie that’s completely terrible but I’m blanking. (I have not seen the Matrix sequels.)

I’ll stick with Dogs on Blu-ray.

...the closest [Rob Schneider]’s ever come to the Academy Awards was the time a poster for Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo got slapped up too close to L.A.’s Dolby Theater.

Like that time the Olympic volleyball team shaved their heads because the players perceived the one who was already bald was being treated badly by the ref.

I recall my mom saying at the time she was glad she didn’t have a daughter.

I went to college with a guy named Frank Sinatra, so it could be worse for you?

Not me (my name has never been used in TV or movies or music, AFAIK) but my buddy likes Never Been Kissed for “Mr. Coulson rocks my world!” at :59 here:

Is that a real quote?  I have not seen Rocky the Fifth.

They can’t all be Kelly Lynch.

“That’s it??????” - me right now after reading this paltry RR, perhaps the slimmest since Sissy Spacek’s.

The Sex and the City movies? Striking Distance? If Lucy Fell? ‘Til There Was You? Failure to Launch? Did You Hear About the Morgans?

I LOL’d at her response.

It was for Boston Rob.

Should be “y’all” because it’s a contraction of “you all.”

Happy Birthday, Sally!

The blonde one looks like Beavis.

When kid me first saw the poster for No Way Out, I was like, Sean Young, who’s he?

The Knoblauch joke is everything.