My last boyfriend peed sitting down because of his Prince Albert.

The MAGA ought to get reamed for taking a photo in a public bathroom.  That shit should be illegal.

And Broadway theaters.

I think it’s a law now.  Didn’t someone file a lawsuit about it back in the ‘90s?

Shoe-in, Gwen?  You’re better than that.

I think the colorized It’s a Wonderful Life is available on DVD.

Something wrong with a paisley bathrobe?

Doesn’t he know that it takes an amendment to appeal an amendment, and that it takes more than one senator to do that?

If you walking from the back to the front on a train that is moving at the speed of light, are you going faster than the speed of light?

slams the breaks on

It looks like he’s wearing a diaper.

Totally.

Max Kellerman? The proprietor of the resort in Dirty Dancing is a boxing commentator during the off-season, I see.

With the unnecessary apostrophe, it’s a double fail.

No byline for this bullshit non-article, what a shocker.

What has happened to the AVC when a firstie isn’t given CancerAIDS?

For a moment I couldn’t remember who Buttafuoco was and thought he was the guy whose wife cut off his dick. But now I remember - I watched all three of the TV movies.

I’m white and have seen the movie, but only once, when it first hit DVD. I do not recall the King Kong line, or any dialogue for that matter.

He should’ve won all the acting awards for Flight.