Probably bc he’s not white trash and unemployed like 90% of the Philly fans.

To each there own, but this leaves me even more confused. Bringing a bagel and iced coffee into a bar? Like what’s even the point?

Not sure I’ve ever heard the “you have the whole day” part of argued for. 10, 1 and 530 works perfectly. You still watch football all day but you don’t have to stay up till midnight if the late game goes long.

Agreed. Also I would feel a little guilty for tying on a load starting at 10 AM.

Roy Moore didn’t want to go anyways; there’s a local high school game that same night.

I thought I was safe from hearing about this lifting madness until the Cool Girls decided that they now Lift too. All of a sudden before and after pictures of random obnoxious acquaintances cropping up on facebook: “I was 115 lbs before (wearing ill-fitting string bikini and slouching) and sooooooooo fat. Now I’m 132…

Couch naps and it’s not close.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

That sounds like becoming an astronaut to house train your dog.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

This is as big a sign as ever that surge pricing is out of control.

Weird. Ben is usually pretty good about distributing his balls to everyone.

Yep. Vice’s sounds like they’re talking about extreme source material, Barstool’s sounds like a crappy lawyer feeling like they’ve just created a loophole that will save their ass from “hostile work environment” harassment suits.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

why people draft before the 3rd preseason game is beyond me.

Hi, I’m here for the Eclipse Event. Where’s your Eclipse, bro?