Starred for posting your extended (and hard-earned) self-pity to the wrong article, which seems very Jets.

I mean, if your girlfriend (or dad, or coworker, or whatever) doesn’t want to sit in your fart stench cloud, then it’s kind of rude to make her, right? I know there are all these people who claim that you’re not TRULY in love with someone until you can fart in front of them or take a shit with the door open or…

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

I believe him. His batting average shows he’s not hitting anything.

If a basketball was physically capable of jumping from the three point line and dunking the ball, would that count as a 3?

Man, sitting in the way-way-back of a faux wood paneled station wagon, facing backwards, was the best. I can’t believe cars were actually designed like that.

Dude is so WHIP’d.

Holy shit the whining of these Wizards fans...

$405 for a Mark Sanchez game-used jersey is actually a pretty good investment considering how rare they have become.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

The jury has a question for the Court. It reads as follows: “If we all agree that Hernandez would have played professional football for the last five seasons, then can we also agree that the Pats would’ve won each of the last five Super Bowls, name them as official champions retroactively, and declare Tommy’s the…

I think the star system seems wonky today, so, here’s another star: ⭐

Well I for one am shocked that the NCAA turned out to have very little integrity on the matter.

How much pressure does his team really deal with though? Isn’t UCONN a glaring symbol for the lack of competition or parity in women’s college basketball?

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

I’m kind of a crotchety old man when it comes to celebrations. But I’d like a middleground.

When someone hits a game winner, I want to see the bat flip; I want to see the helmet come off, etc. When someone scores their first career TD, I want to see it.

What I get tired of (seen more in the NFL) is celebrating Every.…

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

No. Two words: No. Rebounding.

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.