I was thinking Major League 2. “Upside down!”

Matt Purke looks like he only plays baseball ironically. Sort of like he wants to go back to the minors because nobody’s heard of the team he was playing on.

Uhh he didn’t call the movie. She did. He was showing her the card out of confusion. He literally reached into the envelope TWO MORE TIMES to see if there was another card in there.

This is fucking stupid because you know Dirk could give two shits about the post, he doesn’t need Cuban white knighting for him

I think it’s disgusting that Jeff Sessions wants to keep these two lesbians from consecrating their love in holy matrimony.

Not knowing the rules and being dumb is the thing to be in America these days, apparently.

Rumspringa training.

It’s called not being a pussy.

1. Al. Al? AL! Do you really think Mentos are gum?

This could have been her entire article.

Counter point, I found it an enjoyable experience

I completely missed it! I feel so dumb. Almost as dumb as the movie.

Thanks for taking us on the journey.

Penn State did not have hostesses, but offered unlimited use of the showers.

BECAUSE WE’RE FOCUSED ON THE BENGALS

He was just trying to order a pizza. He can’t be blamed that a bunch of hookers showed up & started pissing all over the place.

-R. Kellyanne

Is that early 2000s Roger Clemens sitting behind him?

Physically they should take no more than a day. Existentially, they can last up to a week.

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.