This could have been her entire article.

Counter point, I found it an enjoyable experience

I completely missed it! I feel so dumb. Almost as dumb as the movie.

Thanks for taking us on the journey.

Penn State did not have hostesses, but offered unlimited use of the showers.

BECAUSE WE’RE FOCUSED ON THE BENGALS

He was just trying to order a pizza. He can’t be blamed that a bunch of hookers showed up & started pissing all over the place.

-R. Kellyanne

Is that early 2000s Roger Clemens sitting behind him?

Physically they should take no more than a day. Existentially, they can last up to a week.

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

Haha you are using a medium that can identify the dumbest thoughts in a idiotic place to express them. Obviously you can fish out a narrative there.

Yeah but THAT isn’t THIS article.

“Your quarterback only seems good because the rest of your team is so much better!”

As a Boston fan I was left with the dissapointment that Avery doesn’t know how to finish on the opposite side of the rim. My other dissapointment is that the Celtics have zero chance of beating the Cavs in the playoffs.

Let’s not for a second pretend like we actually know any of these people.

Yeah, and the danger of letting a murderer just walk around like that is that you have no idea if he’s capable of playing linebacker or not.

I actually grew up in a “fake tree” family. It didn’t happen until I was maybe a teen, but it was the best move ever by my parents.

Twitter is the safe space for this sort of attitude. Life is better when you tune out of that social media app.