Remember when deadspin was a site targeted to sports fans.

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

It’s not like cutting your dick off because you got a blowie once at all. It’s more like not buying a shirt that tells everyone you got a blowie once.

I was expecting a little more of a slap then that. He deserved to be slapped for wearing an “our house” jersey alone.

Balls

As a Boston sports fan overall, I acknowledge we are a deservedly hated fan base, but:

I’m just glad the Seahawks somehow came up in this conversation.

It’s like those people (actual grown-ups) who wear their backpacks on crowded buses or subways--yes, your physical back may be one foot away from me, but your backpack protrudes 18-inches from your back so, yes, it is hitting me, you fuck. The crown of his actual head is pulverizing the collar bone (textbook!) while…

I feel like this and lots of other takes on the skit are missing the point. Lots of discussion about the silliness, but no talk of the actual punchline...

I caught my brother jerking off once. It ruined my fucking life. ETA: to Aeon Flux. A sexy cartoon.

I remember Vine. That shit lasted like 6 seconds.

Counterpoint: UCF deserves worse than the AAC.

It’s when you get Chinese food and there’s only one wanton in the soup so you gotta fight over it.

You cant return a muffed punt. A fumble yes, not a muff.

I’m not even a Chargers fan, but I was almost furious at them in the fourth quarter as they seemed at times to be actively trying to lose the game.

Good old self-checkout, as someone who grew up in Brooklyn, I was shocked and amazed that they offered this option when I went to college in Connecticut (no one ever said I made good life decisions).

Mars is the only place you should have those annoying, expensive, sleep-depriving snotballs of entitlement.

So did I!

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.