Remember when deadspin was a site targeted to sports fans.

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

It’s not like cutting your dick off because you got a blowie once at all. It’s more like not buying a shirt that tells everyone you got a blowie once.

I was expecting a little more of a slap then that. He deserved to be slapped for wearing an “our house” jersey alone.

Balls

As a Boston sports fan overall, I acknowledge we are a deservedly hated fan base, but:

I’m just glad the Seahawks somehow came up in this conversation.

It’s like those people (actual grown-ups) who wear their backpacks on crowded buses or subways--yes, your physical back may be one foot away from me, but your backpack protrudes 18-inches from your back so, yes, it is hitting me, you fuck. The crown of his actual head is pulverizing the collar bone (textbook!) while…

Counterpoint: UCF deserves worse than the AAC.

It’s when you get Chinese food and there’s only one wanton in the soup so you gotta fight over it.

You cant return a muffed punt. A fumble yes, not a muff.

I’m not even a Chargers fan, but I was almost furious at them in the fourth quarter as they seemed at times to be actively trying to lose the game.

Impossible not to think this. Wrong, but impossible.

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

Good old self-checkout, as someone who grew up in Brooklyn, I was shocked and amazed that they offered this option when I went to college in Connecticut (no one ever said I made good life decisions).

Mars is the only place you should have those annoying, expensive, sleep-depriving snotballs of entitlement.

Those idiots never realized how lucky they were - ask anyone in the Adirondacks and the Catskills in central NY how shitty Irene was.

So did I!

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.