Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

excess vinegar users are no better than fish microwavers, IMO.

“I am Vilipolvius Frenz, from the Ruanada quadrant, leader of the Gracciponides. I have transformed my energy into a ball and approached your highest energy flow, emanating from what appears to be a a slow-moving but birdlike and willowy warrior. Now that I have made my way into your earthen vessel, may I speak to the…

“We Finally Know Why the North Pole Is Moving East”

Ugh. As a Jew living in New York, I say...

If loving Frozen makes you a cute sports baby, Ted Williams may finally get one last hurrah as a Sox mascot.

At work I routinely let my phone go to voicemail, listen to the message, and instantly e-mail a reply.

If you think that’s bad, check out the Len Bias shirts they sell:

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yea, but lets flesh out your strawman a bit there so it somewhat bears resemblance to what UConn is doing on this roll.

Those were both pretty impressive, but Chris Herren is still the NBA’s greatest ever when it comes to anything involving needles.

Thought you were going to say that his wife was banging someone down the street, and his unknowingly pissing on that dude’s steps was how he discovered the affair.

I can’t believe they blew the “throw it off the defender’s shoe” move TWICE.

People who play amateur cop by driving too slow in the left lane are my #1 pet peeve. I wish the guy who got brake-checked had rear-ended that asshole and punted him into next week.

Right, because endangering other people’s lives is more important. Move the fuck over and everyone gets home safely.

You’re 50% right, but you should never drive in the left lane unless you’re passing. Driving in the left lane for no reason is illegal in several states and it should be illegal everywhere.

No, it’s why you get off your high horse and move the fuck over.

For Brady, it’s an immediate raise. He was set to earn $19 million over the next two seasons, but with his new signing bonus, he’ll now get $30 million over that same period.

Cuse fan.... Sorry for your loss Dion. 😔

Wait until he sees the full list of things he can’t do any longer.