“Perfect symmetry” is redundant. It’s like saying “insufferable ESPN personality.”

The issue I see is that you haven’t proved that he did or didn’t heroically help in a car crash, so this story doesn’t yet have a point. If he lied, then establish that he lied and print that. If he did help with a crash, then find the truth there and post that. Instead, your story is “We’re mid-way writing a story,…

Yep - this started for me last week. No stars for anyone.

Hey

Two horses in three years would have been a stretch.

Nah, I’m just old and cranky. Staying until last call at 4am doesn’t get me laid anymore, it just makes me useless for 2 days after. I am bitter. Ignore me.

Now that the Cowboys have all their weapons back on the field, there might finally be some room to sit down on Greg Hardy’s futon.

Whatever, I still want Baltimore because Johns Hopkins IS AN ELITE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL.

His take should have been the actual article. This morning, the article is the most naive, media-hype driven thing that could’ve possibly been written.

“I think another thing to factor in is that Welker had Brady and then Manning throwing to him for the meat of his career. Those 2 guys have a decent understanding of what not to do to get guys hurt, like when not to throw a ball into traffic.”

Totally agree, plus when you consider there are about 8 teams too many in the NFL right now, you’ve already got the makings of a 2nd tier. You could call it......The AFC South.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

It was the right decision to let him start the 9th.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

If you’re ESPN, why be forced to set your programming lineup months in advance and not be able to change? That sort of kills the excitement of how sports starts anew each morning. They can make real money depending on how the ratings go up and down. Let them go day-by-day.

Yes, but you overlook one key thing:

Isn’t the “right way to comment” really just to read the god damn article and not comment?

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