The sad part is that I was legitimately hoping the video would explain what the fuck I was watching the whole time.

The older you get the less you care about punctuation and grammar. Because GET OFF MY LAWN.

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

Are we supposed to be surprised Dustin Johnson would blow that chance?

This whole thread is full of salty Lebron James fanboy tears.

What? This seems like an overreach.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Auto-flush sucks.

4-6 months? He should be back for the ECF.

This is the creepiest possible option.

By the way, the kids have not banned Shirtless Dad yet.

And while headed down into/up out of the station, don't stand on the left of the escalator. It's not a fucking amusement park ride and people have places to be. If you're too lazy to walk up the stairs, stand your happy ass on the right!

Why don't running backs and receivers ever throw the ball away like quarterbacks when they're behind the line of scrimmage?

Sure, it just ended with whatever had that awful sex on fire song. Their first few are pretty solid road trip records.

Funny how so many teams are willing to give this guy a shot, considering how much he is hated by the Publix.

I honestly don't know how Boehim can recruit going forward. He used to be able to say if you come to Syracuse, you'll get to play in NCAA tourneys and do Fine. What can he say now?

Not many details yet, but I have one: the 49ers were just eliminated from playoff contention this past weekend.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Hunters can shoot cyclists, though.