You left off one of the least helpful plays of the week:

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

There goes Doug again, always Creighton problems.

This article is longer than the average MLB game.

The Auburn-Opelika News has done this before...

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

Peyton Manning was, like, 16 when Philip Rivers was 10.

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

Pursey Harvin

You beat me to it. Why the fuck didn't he go to the bathroom IMMEDIATELY after class?

I go to lunch still carrying this load, which is now drying out. After eating, I am off to the bathroom to clean it up...

I was expecting to see three or four tweets... but then it just... kept... GOING.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Why does it matter if this is "damage control"? The damage was already done. This is a correction to something many people thought was wrong. Should he have done nothing in response to public opinion?

It's been years since I've seen one of his specials on tv and I'm still reading that in his voice. "Can you FARM?"

He was good, the donut/transaction bit is fucking classic.

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.

You'd think a hockey player would keep better track of which line he was on.

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