Ok, tiktok...that helps explain it. Having just seen the movie, I could not at all understand why that song would be popular. The other disney tunes mentioned have recognizable hooks that describe general human emotions, while ...Bruno is a bunch of ultra specific plot details at machine gun pace. If you'd played me…

The term also used to apply to enormous boat-cars with seemingly negative gas mileage and a bounty of cigarette lighters and built in ash trays for all passengers.

Gotta put’em down, sadly. You just can’t get the Skank out of them. Try to put them in an office and it’s just a matter of time until they start flailing and knocking shit over.

Ska really was perfect for that late 90s, end of history moment. Hard to see our current “everything sucks” malaise ending, but if it does, I’d accept a Ska comeback as acceptable tradeoff.

I saw a $100 star wars set (feat. ~$5 of plastic) at Target yesterday. Kinda made my blood start to boil.

Great, now I’ll be assessing the ramp-worthiness of every underpass I go through.

“...fairly narcissistic...”

Chef: “Miss, you try to leave without paying 1 more time, I break’a the windshield on you pretty new Eurosport!”

I really like the idea of distraction-via-kite being Batman’s kryptonite. Pack with some maudlin flashbacks of flying a kite with his parents the day they were murdered — delicious.

See also, ratings agencies assigning values to mortgage backed securities pre Great Recession.

Damn you 2022!!!!!

In the world of your metaphor, fully 75% of Americans are walking around with raging hard-ons at all times (unvaxxed, overweight, preexisting conds, or some combo thereof). Maybe a little protection isn’t that absurd, even if it’s just cloth.

You’re overlooking the possibility that his thirst for clicks has overtaken his common sense/instinct for self-preservation.

THIS IS CANCEL CULTURE RUN AMOK!!!111

It suspect there may be a sweet spot between the couch and bashing yourself into other humans day in and day out for years.

If you're a relatively active person, don't sleep on that. Did the same thing ~4yrs back, tried to live with it, and it all went to hell til I started PT. Couldn't sleep, couldn't exercise, couldn't do anything.

That was my guess: “certain death for me” vs “very bad odds for several of you”, and I have to decide in seconds

“Don’t be fooled”????

Go easy on Jay. The guy is clearly dealing with CTE.

Totally. No one in their right mind would be like “this guy has made a point about masks I haven’t considered in ~2 years. I’m NOT going on vacation!”