I fear audiences will be turned off when they learn that the character’s beetle-symbiote gives him an insatiable hunger for animal feces.

I find it entirely plausible that the people around him send him “cool” shared playlists for his workouts or whatever and he cuts out what he doesn’t like, resulting in these lists.

I mean, it’s more relatable than the list of Funkiest Christian Basslines that Mike Huckabee puts out, or the list of best “Human Music” (whatever that means) that Ted Cruz releases.

It’s funny you say that, because your description of the movie is more or less the description I heard of The Eternals in comics prior to the film release.

Not to mention, he always starts the story with “I definitely don’t have a tiny baby dick, but hey did you know...”

All this dipshit has to do is be nice to his friend, and then we’ll all start taking climate change seriously. What doesn’t he get?

She has a real Lindsay Bluth Funke vibe going, where her interests and emotions seem largely performative.

In my experience, at least 50% of people?

Pro tip: keep a list of grievances about your closest friends ready at all times, just so you have something off-topic to deflect with anytime someone has something mildly critical to say.

Yeah, we’re basically two seasons in and I’m hardstruck to name anything of consequence that has happened.

Friendly reminder: Millennials are not the “next generation”. We are turning 40 and beginning to think seriously about life insurance policies.

It’s also worth noting that a ton of voters are old, weird, niche players, who are going to vaguely recognize ~1 name per category and vote accordingly.

Most of the Millennials I know are too busy taking care of their kids to ruin theaters, Applebee’s, etc. I’d say we’re well past the point of pinning them with “kids today” lamentations.

I don’t even know what “cucked” means in that context.

Probably. I bet he just haaates sleeping with Kim Kardashian. Ewwwww!

I suspect they’ll spend a lot of time early on torturing small animals.

“...a finance bro watches in awe at the spontaneous group creation happening around him—gawking at a world so different than his own”

That was my first thought...offering to pay is an invitation to civil suits.  I assume his legal reps weren’t ahead of this.  We live in a post-apology world.

Bert says he’s still “doing his own research”, whatever that means.

Plus he’s like 65 years old. Thanks for finally getting around to it at roughly the same time as your average Republican state house representative.