Literally yesterday Dude held a press conference where he threatened that Kamala would make everyone drive EVs. I don’t understand what weird logic would lead an EV CEO to back the folks promising to grind the EV industry into the dirt (buh bye, credits that make your business viable). It’s like one of them is playing…

Well, as a dude with a cardiovascular problem or two, I can confirm that these go hand in hand with hot tub problems.

No one under 20 watches cable or broadcast TV. Or movies. They watch tiktok and YouTube. The music industry feels like the right analogy, and writers...well, good luck.

Mine was Ernest Rides Again. My friends were cracking up and I was sitting there thinking “Is it just me, or is this movie somehow bad?”

They should’ve just come out and said that all M&Ms sre supposed to be testicles.

It’s really, really sad if he has any of the physical reactions about this lady that he describes — physical reactions to a stranger that he’ll never meet, whose life has as much impact on his own as a single, breezy day.

Treatment for hpv? For a guy? Not likely. That detail seems kinda bonkers to me given the commonly of the disease.

It’s a genuinely stupid piece of liberal disaster porn that ends with Dick Cheney apologizing for global warming, and I watch it every time it’s on TV, which is often.

And a lot of “movies” that come out on streaming feel much more like old made-for-TV fare, ie, “content”.

Dude packed the boards at those companies with friends and family. Investors might kick him to the curb, but his companies will go belly up before they toss him out.

I’m sure the Sackler family sent him a plaque.

I was 6'1" 130lbs in high-school. My grandfather was 6'4", 135lbs *when he played major league baseball*. Dude looked healthy in newspaper clippings. A lot depends on your frame (and having ankles/wrists that snap like bird bones.)

It’s comedy central, so I’m pretty sure the leading candidate to replace Noah is reruns of the Office.

The only way this could be done equitably is with a 600lb cast and crew and 600lb film critics reviewing it.

Meh, if that’s an issue, then Smith might actually be an OK dude for the job. Can’t say I liked more than like 2 out of the...6(ish?) movies of his that I’ve seen, but he comes off a genuine and decent guy in interviews. I doubt the dude would get himself in trouble with the typical asshole/monster director stuff.

Lost me at “Greyon Chance”. That's not a real person's name. Go back to to Days of Our Lives with that crap.

Damn. I feel like you’d have to do something pretty frickin vile to get kicked out of a Texas school for hazing in the 1990s.

Come on, show some class; this is probably just some sort of tax shelter.

“The disney vault” is literally something they advertise. If that doesn’t say “iron grip”, i don’t know what does.

I dunno man, this is a weird case — WB obvs doesn’t have exclusive rights to “the LOTR cinematic universe” either way, so I’m not sure what harm they endure by leasing out that content to another streamer actively creating/promoting content in said cinematic universe. Amazon is paying for a LOTR marketing bltiz either…