No, but we get to see how Jesus got his signature sandals.

Wow, sounds like the poor guy won’t even be able to climax during the ride.

Back in my day, we’d just head on down to the reservoir with whatever blue or red chemicals we could find, and dump them into the town’s water supply to let them know the gender. No need to make all that darned racket.

Yeah, but you gotta remember that we’re through the looking glass on republican electoral politics —They’ll support literally anyone, ranging from amoral crooks up to actual pedophiles so long as they’re out there owning Libz.

The term doesn’t make much sense at all in local/state politics. She’s an “outsider” to what? California? Her local school board?

...or don’t belt up at all if they’re just going “down the street”.

Ah, so it’s code for “I will pretend to be/admit to being a coward so that I have an excuse to justify my gun fetish.”

Fun Fact: Ted Nugent is, and always has been, worthless.

Yeah, good luck on that boycott...I moved north as a kid and was immediately hit with the soda vs. pop question. In Louisiana at the time, the answer was Coke. Period. Rootbeer, Gingerale, Pepsi - all subgenres of Coke.

For me, the whole amnesia thing comes down to the fact that no one quotes avatar. No alludes to any particular sequence that enthralled audiences.

HIs movement can only be described as Trumpian.

Answer: this movie is real fuckin’ dumb.

If online comments are the barometer for anything, we might as well all walk into the sea as a species right now.

The *least* creepy scenario here is that Gaetz has been showing this “kid” pics of his conquests before taking them public with his work colleagues.

Any movie with “G.I. Joe Origins” in the title should just be archival footage of me 30+ years ago, lining the little fuckers up and blasting their heads and arms off with my Daisy pump action BB gun.

I get the impression that the whole anti-wokeness movement is pushing things in the opposite direction, making more people believe thinngs like benign staffing decisions must be some cultural affront.

As long time President of the Ken-Jennings-For-Host Society, damn...it should maybe be LeVar.

Write what you know. This person at least seems to be growing in self awareness (ie, knowing himself), contra 98% of people on the internet, who sate their appetites writing screeds about ‘you/those people’ that they don't know and probably never will.

Yeah, that was what plagued him. Not the drugs, or poverty, or abusive upbringing.  The lesson here is go to church more. Thanks!

Content aside, that trailer made me extremely nauseous.