Oooh noooooooo.

“The FUTURE is NOW!”

I’m partial to the articles featuring a single SNL sketch, that describe all of the funny parts and punchlines.

Don’t forget “Hollywood” and/or “the media”!

Fun fact: that’s a Mike Love quote in response to that lyric.

Fuck’s that supposed to mean?

I mean none of the high-falutin ones about people or feelings! Surf’s up! Put on some high socks and wax that Studebaker!

I’m 100% in on white boy summer.

“Running” one? Hardly. Maybe attending...

I wonder if that would preclude him from investing in US bonds, or an index fund, which are both bets on America's Future rather than specific events. I mean, it would almost be un-American of him *not* to bet on America's Fufure...

[Insert insufferable Linux rant here.]

I have to wonder if Snyder uses the two Matrix sequels as a model for his movies. It’s all simultaneously so huge, and self-serious, and silly.

You’re right, Kanye & co are never in tabloids. I'm so weird!

I rented it last night, and I put subs on like ~6 minutes in.

Hey, if you’ve got a better Grammy analogy, love to hear it. All I’m saying is that it would probably sting just a bit to lose a religious title to a tabloid star, much as it may to lose a Metal title to a flutist.

Meh, I don’t see that as any weider than 55 year old man Robert Downy Jr. being Kids’ Favorite actor. I know he does a lot of kid-friendly fare, but it really feels like an honor that should go to someone named Zack, who is a tad further removed from social security eligibility.

Um, I’m not sure “losing to a guy with lots of awards” quite captures the situation there. They didn’t lose to Michael W Smith or some Christian music scene-stalwart. Hard to dive into this without offending someone, but Metallica no longer has shit to say about their loss to Jethro Tull after this. I mean...wow.

Yeah, Ted Cruz effectively single-handedly locked down our government and got our credit downgraded, costing the nation something like $30B, and he’s hasn’t gone anywhere...and he has to deal with a whole state come election time, not just some gerrymandered safe seat.

It’s like being a fan of Mr. Met or whatever the heck that green alien thing is that wanders around during Phillies games. They cost some money, but they entertain the fans, and the kids love them.

The fact that he responded “I’m 5'5"!” Pretty much confirms how small and unworthy of intellectual engagement he is. That is not the grownup response to a childish taunt; it’s the impotent response of an insecure child.