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Nah, it’s Joey. He’s got “brutal strangler” written all over him.

Samuel T(???) Jackson did not show up for my birthday that year. Or the year after, believe it or not.

Pro tip: you’re going to want to see it in a theater, on your birthday, after a hamburger and like three gin & tonics, because your wife is driving.

My favorite exchange still comes at the end:

Not Speaking from experience, obviously, but those dance sequences — one (not me, obvs) might really have an awesome time (can’t say for sure) if one would happen to be super-peaking while watching those.

He got, like a partially chewed up gumball in his pocket or something?

You had me up until there was not a period immediately after the word “male”.

That they call him a “B-Movie stalwart” is f*$&ing infuriating to me.

They’ve already been programmed to “boo” us...seems like a pretty slippery slope.

They already interviewed me for the program. They’ll be including a lengthy segment on my theory that covid-19 was engineered by DNC operatives in The Clinton family’s secret family tomb/Lazurus chamber beneath the Lincoln Monument in the 1890's.

“Grandpa, wasn’t that the year the digital audience became sentient, and began its gradual overthrow of human society?”

You say that, but have you even thought about the farts?

Yeah sure, it all seems trite until they reveal that the gender is: werewolf!

Per “protective barriers”, at one point in this video they cut to a “concrete area” just yards away with a bunch of big deserted concrete barriers. They could’ve moved the thing like 50 yards, and dude could’ve just ducked behind one of them on detonation instead of sprinting 30yrds and potentially catching shrapnel…

Woooow, that shit is beyond the pale. I’m guessing this will become the new norm for right wingers any time they learn that someone is doing a story on them -- get it front of it, claim the journo is trying to murder your kids or whatever, them let the mob go to work for you.

I dunno, all that nihilism seems to squre pretty well with his recent “it is what it is” comment about the pandemic.

Ah, i’ll never forget the time me and a friend decided to harvest parts from his dad’s rusted out, inoperable trans am, home to approximately fourteen million hornets.

I think Rubio is one of those dudes who’s still “in denial” (read: getting paid and getting his picture taken), who will have his *SHOCKING* moment of realization about his party and past behavior right around the time he loses an election and needs a book deal.

You’re overestimating politicians, corporations, etc. Not to go into to much detail, but I assure you, there are *many* orgs out there passing off social media detail to underlings.