My first instinct was to attribute it to the underling managing his Twitter account.

Maybe he meant the Rockefellers?

Also, you know, when you're married.

Audible is doing this exact concept right now, with celebs reading meditations (Tony shalhaub reading ‘the history of mathematics’, P-diddy reading ‘honor yourself’, etc), *ALONGSIDE* actual ASMR “meditations”.

Can of vegetables is soft on China!

It’s clearly a proto-facehugger.

They’ll go “Lady Aaron A-1 Aardvark” to get that sweet, sweet Yellow Pages advantage.

As a long time horror/metal-fanatic, and longer time anxiety-disorder-maniac, my calm during this crisis has come from the acceptance that if I die from covid, well, that was probably a bullet i couldn’t have dodged. There’d be no one at my funeral saying “Oh, i knew a global pandemic would get him some day.”

I’ll never forget seeing them like 15 years back, in a venue with signs everywhere that said “no smoking (at request of the band)“ and like half of them were smoking on stage.

I know you’re saying that it’s “a vote for Trump” in the binary, electoral sense, but I’d argue it’s also a “vote for Trump” because if he actually wins, you’re still voting for fucked-up-incoherent-narcissist.

I...think I need to delete my account.

Clinton would’ve been elected without the senate, possibly the house as well. She’d have been crucified. If history is any indication, Hillary (or replacement President Kaine) would be fighting corona right now with a congress who is actively trying to prevent a govt response.

“Danny glover”? Did you mean “donald glover”? Or did danny do a rap about predator 2 that I missed?

Ummmm, conspiracy theories *are* the party line.

Listening to these for an honest discussion of the music is like watching The Deer Hunter for actual hunting tips.

Well, no need to ask why it didn’t work out between the two of you...

Yeah, but it’s not a huge step beyond “I support Trump so I wear this ugly-ass hat around that immediately alienates the vast majority of humans.”

Not to be confused with Lollahachooza, which is probably just allergies.

As a parent of young children, after three months of quarantine, i feel like calling her VO background “substantial” is like calling the North American Continent “noteworthy”.

My first thought on seeing the headline was “oh no, don’t remind people about Scrubs!”.