Comeback?

Meh, renaming something like that will mean tons of paperwork. I say we keep the name, and just put up a big statue of Toni Braxton in front with a plaque that says “Over 67 million records sold, bitches”.

‘...he just “couldn’t believe it was that bad.”’

You know Jimmy Kimmel was on TV *today* apologizing for doing “sincere” blackface in comedy, yes?

Yeah, I mean the joke was always “this is an offensive comedy trope”. (If I recall, the jenna-in-blackface story ends with Jack yelling “NO. SHUT IT DOWN!” the second he sees her.)

Hey, they’re just preparing our kids for life in the future United States, where odds of getting their arms ripped off vs getting laid are looking 60/40 right about now.

Interestingly, if the word is proceeded by the word “skull”, the full phrase is categorized under “violence” instead of “sexuality”, meaning it can be used an unlimited number of times in any movie rated PG or higher.

If he loses, I just really hope the GOP conducts another post-mortem that goes public. It will be interesting to see if the party has any remaining shreds of self awareness post Trump.

From the standpoint of pure statistics/demographics, his die-hard bloc is dying, hard.

Also fair: One band’s reps offering many thousands of dollars alongside an NDA to “share the name” (or just buy it outright). That’s been going on in the music business for decades — often times at a loss.

His business model has been to merchandise the hell out of himself, slapping his name and likeness on everything from lunchboxes to video games to caskets.

I hate to bring everything back to politics, but it just now occurred to me that Gene Simmons could switch bodies with Trump and no one would notice any difference in either man.

Lady Reparations?

Well, at least they’re using a soft “A” now instead of a hard one.

WE DRILL FOR SHALE GAS NOW.

I don’t understand you #4's. If Aaron Paul wants to accept *total* responsibility for America’s history of racism I say we let him. Just thinking about it makes me feel better already.

As long as they take a page from Jaws: The Revenge, and make it about a sentient, Telepathic Twister, hellbent on revenge (for...something), they can call it whatever they want.

Cue her post hoc announcement that Voldemort was secretly trans...

Any time this little piece of Ted Cruz history comes up, I feel its important to note that “classic rock” immediately responded to 9/11 with the enormous Concert for New York City, followed by years of self-sensoring.

I’m just not ready for Kevin james’ “serious actor” turn. Maybe if he put out a decent comedy first. We're not there yet.