That cover is goddamned awful, and I have no idea why it exists.

I remember taking a trip from the east coast to San Diego back in the late 2000s when Sublime (with Rome!) became a thing, and that was all every station out there was playing on repeat.

I feel like a clear majority of his filmed work fits into the WTF category.

Boy, if only it were somehow possible to retroactive change or disregard what happened in a comic book movie franchise. Oh well, guess it’s all set in stone now. No way to just recast and ignore all those other Serious, canonical works of art.

Height of his *solo* career. It says he’s the comedy equivalent of Peter Criss. (Minimal disrespect intended, but, know your role.)

As a real fan of those shows, I think the more interesting time-jump is going back the full decade to old eps of CBB, DLM, etc., and seeing just how full of transphobic & misogynistic humor those shows were.

Wait, so you guys aren’t allowed to shoot someone in the face at the first whiff of threat?

My question is, does this mean that every drummer can now sue his own band for royalties?

Sorry to be that neck beard, bro, but Jane-as-Thor should totally be portrayed onscreen by a dude. No way a chick could pull off lady Thor convincingly.

This was my very first thought...Ali can 100% out-act Snipes, but I will be completely stunned if Ali (or the studio, for that matter) out-fight-sequence those original Blade movies.

This has me pretty pumped for a gritty, dark bible universe reboot where Rachel and Methuselah and all our fan favorites never stop smoking and taking the lord’s name in vain.

Because he needs a “not too rapey” voucher?

Hate to say it, but you could book that tour across the street from a solid ~25% of humans and it would look ok.

Not to mention, I doubt people who unshackle their inner racist sociopath via MMOs recognize it as “growth” or a “journey ”. It sure as shit happens, but it's not something we talk about until deprogramming therapy.

“What kind of woman drinks an entire box of wine?!"

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They’d probably just ape The Monkees instead.

My no-beetles alternative reality would definitely have had Charles Manson being compelled by the work of Herman’s Hermits to find the cure for cancer.

I feel compelled to note that said character [SPOILER] is not, and seemingly can never be “killed off”.

I’ve never had a nightmare with so much lengthy exposition bookending the nightmare in an attempt to explain itself.