AND EVERY WEEK FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY.

Netflix keeps recommending that horseshit to me regardless of the fact that I know that it’s horseshit based on premise alone.

OH CRAAAAP!

Spiderman: Prodigy

Well, they kinda did with Ghosted. Didn't work out so well...

Other acceptable answers include “because” and “duh”.

Ssounds promising...

Battert Battincave.

I remember getting the NES game Cliffhanger, wherein the titular Cliffhanger is constantly being attacked by birds and the local flora and fauna (in addition to badguys), and thinking “oh shit, this movie must be insane!”

Don't be stingy, throw in a couple sodas.

I don’t think anyone’s ever packed so many amazing twists and sequences in 30 minutes of television, somehow without ever feeling rushed. I’m not even sure what to compare it to.

Even if it wasn’t, I can buy a cop telling Fuches to stay put as soon as shots were fired ~50 feet away. There’s no way he could’ve begun to untangle that mess before murder-kicks and bullets started flying, basically necessitating he leave him there.

I know it messes with the whole arc, but I want to see all dragons and targaryens dead ASAP. Jon and Dany are both insufferable. My GoTs bracket sees Cersei kill Tyrion and/or Jon, Jamie kill Cercei in a fit of rage, and the King Slayer x2 reluctantly sitting on the throne.

Great Lakes Avengers.

Yeah, except the difference between 42% and 50% approval in American presidential politics is basically the difference between slightly high blood pressure and stage-3 cancer.

They probably could've gotten better tax incentives shooting in CANAAAADAAAAAAAAA.

I made the mistake of playing fallout 4 before skyrim, and boy did that lake feel more like an expansive puddle.

How the shit is "Shiiiiiiiiiiieeet" not answer #1?

He didn’t make them lazy; he broke the daily topical comedy format. On a daily basis, he does or says something so clownish or explicitly evil that there’s little room for satire or irony, yet so beyond the pale that they’re basically obliged to give their not-so-hot take on it.

Meh, what can police do? These people aren’t necessarily criminals; they’re necessarily shit heads.