The May/December thing happens on rare occasion, I get it, nothing necessarily wrong there. But Kate doesn’t have two live-in Petes and a bunch of (alleged) Petes-Junior in her wake. That’s Hugh Hefner/Charlie Sheen/R. Kelly territory.

52 years old...21 and 23 year old live in girlfriends...yeah that’s a *confirmed* sex monster, not a ‘suspected’ sex monster.

I'm surprised they didn't save this for award season. Pure Oscar bait.

Viggo’s character, yeah, but Ali’s role had a lot of conflict/nuance for him to work with, so no surprise why he took it.

Can we "let them rot" at your place? I'm fine with that. Great suggestion.

I’m kinda baffled as to why this second-tier animated junk gets a feature review here all of a sudden, as opposed to, you know, basically any other movie. Where’s our Smurfs: The Lost Villiage review?

What kind of negligent monster puts a 43" tv in a "child's bedroom"?

What kind of negligent monster puts a 43" tv in a "child's bedroom"?

I feel like there’s nothing less encouraging in a trailer than the words “from the producer of...”

It would help if the film reveals that all men are on the verge of suicide at all times, driving our protagonist to near madness, before we learn in the third act that it was all just a ruse concocted by the gypsy.

I dunno, the thing about cotton eye joe rings really close to home for me.

Yeah...there really is no easy path in a two hour narrative outside of romantisizing it or mocking it, and I don’t really want to see either movie.

I read that as "tiles fuck", which seems more apt.

Two nipples. One is a problem. When there's two, they cancel each other out. It's math.

Poll time!

The “compromise” deal seems specifically designed to reiterate the hostage scenario in three years. It would be the gift that keeps on giving for the GOP.

This might be their attempt to reconcile the whole “best picture for the mouth breathers” category that they proposed then quickly aborted. I bet we’ll see one or two big crowd pleasers get a nom (and lose, obvs) every year henceforth

100%.  That’s a goddamn crime.

“Fall from grace” seems rather generous given his credits. I’d go with “slip from the outer margins of notability”.

When I was a kid, I had an old white uncle who regularly smuggled cheap booze and prescription drugs across the border using an old police badge to bypass security lines, without question.

I thought we were still Blue Turtlin’, per the IT discussion.