I've only seen the sequel, and I've seen it about two dozen times. Pretty sure TNT was contractually obligated to show it every saturday night in 1996.

I give it another month before the whole thing is shut down and replaced with an ad for artisanal shaving cream.

Nah, you can scar a kid for for life with 20 seconds of yelling, assuming you're doing it right.

This, except in my experience it was really rich kids with divorced and/or negligent parents who came to school in Korn shirts and jnco's every day.

They also spoke overwhelmingly to suburbanite middle schoolees who hate their dad for being such a hardass about taking out the trash.

I hear if you mouse over the grade three times, the slender man will reset your password!

There’s your movie. That shark got that big by eating the garbage island. If we kill it, what will we do with our garbage?!

Counterpoint: did anyone in the remake get eaten out by a ghost?

This was the right move long before the essay came out.

Yeah, it’s a bit hard to as argue policy with an administration (and big chunk of the electorate) who is completely ambivalent on policy, and all-in on superficial "wins".

Benny Schwaz as Leo? Gimme a break, he’s a party dude!

Duh, because he's famous. He should've been president!

I've always felt they shouldn't bother with music. For as long as I can remember, their coverage has always been sparse and unpredictable, like something they only do on slow news days.

So the dress code is a thick layer of dried mud, and nothing else?

The details on this are sparse, and it really could be a good thing, particularly if they’re redirecting funds from licensing (shitty) movies to making more original content.

Yeah, tell that to the giant sharks victimizing me every day.

The fact that he owns “one third of the rights” to the song is particularly stomach churning.

No they haven't. We wouldn't have our national anthem were that true.

I *love* that this is your plausibility gripe about that movie. 

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