Don’t forget the part about drinking and looking good down by the lake/river.

And they’re just so silent! You never even hear them collectively hyperventilating across cable news every time a Democrat is elected!

It’s so they can take oyr guns and sell us tasers. Same scam Al Gore was running: take away our beautiful, sumptuous, clean coal, and sell us the evil hellfire of the sun.

“While I know that tone would never work as a tentpole blockbuster...”

It’s nice to think I’d have a better reaction in that situation, but if, say, Oprah burst in the room and said a bunch of stuff about Sandy Hook being fake, I suspect silent bewilderment is the best most of us would muster.

That’s funny, I have all of that other shit except for the sunglasses on my face!

Actually, we’ll need to burn coal to the high heavens if we go back to producing all of our own steel and aluminum, as the latter in particular is an incredibly energy intensive process. Energy consumption in the US has been relatively flat for some time, and the offshoring of aluminum & steel production is…

Wait, so what’s the new official pizza of the NFL? How am I supposed to know which pizza to eat without input from America’s arbiter of culinary taste: the NFL?

Plus, young folks just aren’t playing any more, what with their bleep-bloop music. Read an article recently that said the whole industry is set for wicked downsizing.

I bought a charvel for 350 last year that plays as well as any Gibson I’ve ever touched. I suspect production techniques have improved so much in the past 20+ years that the gulf between mid and high end largely comes down to wood grade.

I had a coworker who would try to mask her farts by coughing, which will only convince others that your breath smells like farts.

Well, some people have the amazing ability to fart on call, endlessly, akin to those who can belch the alphabet (Or whatever).

Production mistake #1: hiring a guy named ‘Rathbone’, but not to play the guy who wrathfully kills a bunch of people with a bone.

Damnit, man, I was just about to ge t around to reading the book. Or I have been for the past thirty years or so.

Sociopathy is a mental disorder, and by their actions, mass shooters almost all suffer from it.

If we didn’t have all those darn violent songs and games, kids we’d have nothing but the constant news of mass shootings to inspire mass shootings.

I believe he/she is making the point that the security at her son’s school is futile and pointless, cause bad guys gonna do bad?

I haven’t seen it, so I’m gonna guess here: Mark Walberg saves the day?

I thought Eastwood’s whole thing on set was being brutally efficient with takes and expecting actors to make decisions for themselves.

Given what we now know about the impact of binging, should the answer be “I don’t remember”.