@TD99: I eagerly await the video of y0u edging your lawn. Please post soon.

The military exists only to feed money to megacorporations, and that's the end of the story. If we needed them to fight wars, we'd have been taken over long ago.

@RedRaider: Check your data. Not what Gore said at all. Facts are such stupid things, aren't they?

Spam cured my email addiction.

@jedimaster: It would be an awesome way to give the stupidest student in your class short fingers.

When I was 12 and we were all into plastic models, we'd use the runners and a wood-burning kit to customize our car models. This is significantly more ambitious.

@slowurroll: I'm pretty sure that notification is BS, I've gotten it too and don't know anyone it might be connected to, nor am I in any kind of geographic social network system. Still, better safe than sorry, so I don't blame you for the uninstall.

No need for fancy bpm calculations, just cue up a Ramones compilation and run until your heart fails.

@mkr10001: You can't expect iZombies to know what size their audio jack is. That would involve thinking. If you don't specifically tell them it works on their iThing, you'll lose market share.

@RedRaider: Perhaps he'd prefer to debate you, since you both seem to be on an equal footing with reality.

@aek8: Yeah, Hemingway really sucks.

Yeah, those were short shorts, but if she wasn't comfortable in them she shouldn't have come out of the house. If that video was NSFW, then you work for a prude.

Been using the Aldiko reader. Lots of out-of-copyright stuff available, and it also accepts downloads from Project Gutenberg, so just about every classic ever written is available.

Colbert did this on his show a couple of weeks ago. He looked very pleased with himself, even though he was drinking Bud Lime. I guess getting paid to drink on the job is pretty satisfying.

As far as exporting your iTunes to an external disc goes, my freaking iTunes always rebuilds its default directory every time I reboot, then tells me it can't find my music, so I have to reassign the storage directory yet again and wait on it to rebuild the catalog.

@WestwoodDenizen: I guess I'm not the only genius out there, since my first thought was "shop it."

@Obsidian: I once helped a piano tuner move his personal collection (seven pianos, two of them grands), and he had a whole slew of techniques. We got them out of the truck without a lift by sliding the piano (in its crate, of course) out until it was barely balanced, then tilting it down until the formerly vertical…

@madlogik: I actually have to stop and think

Apple understands their customer base better than you do. That's why the Apple mouse has one button, and will never have more. Apple followers are dim and easily confused, and Apple is here to protect them from any dangerous exercise of their headbone.

@taniquetil: I would be willing to bet my soul