Am I the only one who likes their bacon not crispy? I like it kinda chewy.

Chewy, meaty bacon is the best.

Tina Fey would disapprove the use of this GIF

Sounds like when a radical Baptist minister took over what had previously been a nearly nondenominational summer camp (with chapel, yes, once a day and just feel-good be-happy stuff according to long time goers). You had to sit in church for almost an hour before each meal. Even breakfast. It was hell on earth.

Well, it is residing on... the web.

I have no idea what that is, but I'm retroactively blaming my recent insomnia on it.

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no you fucktard it's because dachshunds are the most aggressive dog breed particularly noted for biting their owners and some mad scientist gave it pit bull jaws!

Everyone will want to adopt this dog once they realize that every time he opens his mouth a Pez candy comes out.

I bet it could fuck up a rhino.

I sometimes compare it to road safety. If the number of traffic collisions were at the same rate as people who are classified as overweight or obese, we would be looking at road engineering, car design, driver training, and other factors. We wouldn't just go around shouting "drive safer" to everyone. We have a…

I picture him having some complex Rube Goldberg type coffee machine.

Cool....what's an Arduino

She's so hard that Chuck Norris writes facts about her on the Internet.

One night (Halloween, ironically) I made a bowl of soup, didn't quite finish all the veggies, and left it in the sink... only to notice this pea the next morning, and being really glad I didn't clean my plate.

She is more interesting than The Most Interesting Man In The World.

Sundae, bloody sundae?

I think that's McSoul.

Beware, all ye who seeketh a living wage...