Step 1: Invade someone’s privacy and eavesdrop on what media they are consuming

Honorable Mentions:

Not really a road trip but I want to do the overnight Amtrak from Chicago to DC and back for a long weekend. I am still romanticized by the classic image of rail travel, and its only an early evening to mid-morning ride. The California Zephyr sounds cool but it would probably be too long even for me, let alone getting…

Yes how dare the California government not control the temperature and rainfall quantities!

Ahh, the Finnish Santa Ana winds, known the world over; feared by all. Funfact: 500 years ago, there was no Baltic Sea, but the Finta Anna Winds dehydrated the country so much it shrank like a raisin.

Yo dawg, we heard you like streaming games, so we put streaming games in your game so you can stream while you stream.

Per Wikipedia, Fox News was founded in 1996. That means Wohl and Bennett have literally not known a world without it.

This is how I feel about all of these people, who suck very much:

I would love to do this but I also enjoy the routine of getting out of bed, throwing on some clothes, and trying to cook unsatisfying waffles in a room full of groggy strangers while fox news blares in the background.

The article should be titled “Why I always ...".

Might I be the only person who read your title as: “DorkDocs”
It won’t leave my brain: DorkDocs, DorkDocs, DorkDocs
Thanks: Emily Price, Emily Price, Emily Price

What is this world coming to when people start letting horses get high??

If I saw a cocker spaniel with an AR-15, I’d shoot it too

These all sound like war crimes.

I call BS - if the pig was already roasted - then it wasnt carrying agricultural pests. At worst it might give a person some food poisoning.

We need to protect American agriculture against pests, but a cooked pig only has potential for mad cow disease or trichinosis which affect the people who eat it, not American livestock. Protect our farmers, sure, but don’t be pigheaded about it.

So, that pig didn’t fly?

I missed that lesson as well. :)

And yet, you don’t in any way find @butter-wrapped suede’s post judgmental?

There is a saying in Zen: