So clickbait hashbrowns. Lead with lots of promise and expectation and fail to leave you satisfied.

I am looking forward to the day when my debts are paid off and that extra money is available. Right now, I am using the snowball method to pay off the debts, so I am not putting that extra money towards savings. However, at the current rate I am paying off the debts, I should be free of student loans and a car loan by…

When I stabbed my student loan debt through the heart with a stake and stuffed garlic in its mouth, I upped my retirement savings by the amount I’d been paying monthly into the debt.

Unless your mom made it, you don’t have to eat it. Just say no to food you don’t like.

The umlaut is silence, which means the name is pronounced “garbage.”

The umlaut is silence, which means the name is pronounced “garbage.”

the german name and the fact that i as a german never heard of this company probably means it isn’t made in germany, right?

the german name and the fact that i as a german never heard of this company probably means it isn’t made in germany,…

I’m what you call a ‘method actor’.

I read this as “band names” and that was a perplexing first few seconds of staring at that chart.

Do you pronounce JPEG like 'Jay feg’ since the P stands for “photographic”?

The creator of the standard disagrees, but who cares?

Yeah, kind of silly to substitute one wrong pronunciation with another.

This reminds me of Eddie Izzard’s bit about how to pronounce “herbs”, with a hard H, “because there’s a fucking H in it!”

We might know more things now, but we’re not necessarily smarter.

Jim: You playing that game again?
Dwight: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn’t have points or scores, it doesn’t have winners or losers.
Jim: Oh it has losers.

And just so I’m not 100% contrarian - I agree with you on taxes if only for the simple reason that it will educate people on how nuts the tax code is and possibly spur some change in the future. You really start to see the special interest groups pop up the deeper you dive into the random sections of Turbo Tax.

In tests like these, I’ve always wondered if the alcohol in the first drink can significantly affect one’s taste buds when they then take the second drink. So I wonder if you and Madeleine had drank the control last if it would have affected your perceptions of the hacked vs. control.

I somehow thought of that very thing too. Oh, lucky you! Someone sent you an FTD! :-)

As a borderline millenial, I endorse this sentiment.

Don’t freak out. Vote. And tell your friends to vote. Especially in swing states.

PERFECT especially considering the bad blood between Woody Guthrie and Donald Trump Sr.