I hate the fake-celiac sufferers as much as the next anonymous internet person, but asking someone to describe their disease before you take them seriously makes you an asshole. Do not do this.

My friend, who is legit Celiac, loves the "gluten-free" idiots. Why? It is because of them that the stores are now stocked with gluten-free aisles, and restaurants are now making special gluten-free dishes.

It feels almost taboo having this posted and viewable here. That being said when the shit finally hits the fan on a planetary scale, you KNOW CNN will play the shit out of this.

Can we say mommy issues? Oh Lawd.

Ex actor here...

I feel I'm blessed that I found myself at the center of that venn diagram.

The vast majority of humanity spends their lives grinding away at jobs they hate for the enrichment of someone they will probably never see. This is done in pursuit of enjoying a fleeting, tiny fraction of our allocated time on this planet.

Seconded. I've only recently started to make some of the recipes from Good Eats, but that show has probably taught me more about why his recipes are built the way they are than any other cooking show on TV.

He is the most miserable gay man I have ever seen. She is quite the cook even if her show is pretentious and annoying.

Alton Brown is where it's at.

That's cold, bro.

See? Those sensor windows catch the light, and just look like an off-center afterthought. I just expect a bit more attention to aesthetics on a car where they go on and on about the fucking numbers on the clock.

Warms my heart to think that the stench of my putrefying corpse might kill a debt collector!

As someone who has already bunked off the mortal coil once (temporarily), dying does not scare me, it's the process that does. I don't want to wake up paralyzed one morning and having to wait in agony in a pool of my own filth until dehydration takes me days later.

They will eat your eyeballs first.

TELL ME MORE, ADAM.

Dogs can be a good source of exercise. Even on my laziest of days, it's hard to ignore my dogs begging eyes...

@John H. C. Staton: Actually, like hell, it is.

@faust: He is predicting that predictions are usually false, which means they are probably true?

So the article's author feels that in the future, we won't be able to predict how we will feel in the future...I think I hurt my brain.