...why is that Japanese guy so much larger than the Navy guy? In my experience, this is not the case.

The German government probably wouldn't like one of my college libraries very much...

Did you forget humanity's agreement to pretend this never happened?!

"When you start up a retro game on an old-school console, what you play will typically look antiquated"

And this is why I like PC. I have more freedom. Sadly more and more devs are trying to lock us down to the same level of consoles.

Dang it, Bobby!

Doesn't Glee rip things off every episode?

Psh, I can always tell. I got an uncle who works at Nintendo.

I still really don't see this highlighting a flaw with Greenlight.

Lets see,

As a game UI/UX designer myself, I can confidently say "yes please, more of this!"

I've always pictured Steam like this.

- Yes, this is very first world problemy. Know that I don't wake up every morning shaking my fists at the sky, screaming WHY CAN'T THE STEAM STORE BE BETTER. It's just a gradual annoyance that's bugged me enough days I felt like writing about it.

Holy fuck... 47 gigs... How little optimization are devs doing these days? Jesus Christ.

Core i7 minimum? That has to be a typo...

Dude already got pranked hard by his barber...

The cameraman's laugh is the best. "OOUHHHUH HUHH HUHH HUH HUHH"

Don't worry, he's just playing it for the plot.