I haven’t seen American Idol in years, but holy crap. She’s stunning. I will buy all her music. All of it.

The Maryland DMW is definitely the seventh circle of Hell, so I bet this person has some amazing material to contribute!

“Independence Day” remains one of my favorite movies, and I don’t even care. I will be watching this on opening night.

Zimmermans gotta Zim? This dude is literal shitweasel.

I watched like three seconds of him rubbing his mom’s shoulders and threw up in my mouth. He is soooooo gross and creepy. Pretty sure Mama is praying for lightning to strike him or something.

Yeah, I have a bunch of people that I wish I could delete without dragging mutual acquaintences I actually care about into the fray, but unfollow is the next best thing. No, random third cousin, I don’t want to see your rants against welfare recipients. No, girl I knew from high school (where at least 70% of the…

Well-played. Well-played, indeed.

Yeah, but there’s always a group of racist/sexist/homophobic dillweeds who start a crowdfunding drive and raise a bunch of money, so the bigots end up laughing all the way to the bank, not the poorhouse :(

Alternate theory: Trump has at no point in this process actually wanted to be president. The whole thing was a publicity stunt that got way, way, way out of hand. He said increasingly inflammatory things hoping that something would snap and he would start losing ground in the polls, but it didn’t happen. Even though…

That’s a whole different ball of wax! If she’s doing everything phonetically, there’s no accounting for what she might come up with. English is not the easiest language to learn :)

I teach English as a foreign language. Non-English speakers don’t make that mistake unless they’ve had extensive exposure to grammatically-challenged native speakers.

These Holocaust jokes are unacceptable, Anne Frankly, I’m not going to put up with it anymore.

Here’s the thing. I actually love (good) a cappella groups as a general rule. But for some reason, Pentatonix freak me out. I think it’s the really nasally voices and hipster garb. And the fact that they’re like weird humanoid dolls.

I say we bring back the lions for these asshats. At least then they’d have some legitimate oppression to complain about.

Look, stop it with the character assassination. He tried to shoot the deputy, too, but the deputy’s badge stopped the bullet.

And Trump is drinkin’ coffee and smokin’ big cigars...

Agreed.

Yes. I want to vomit and then burn everything down.

Thank you, kind internet stranger, for inspiring today’s lunch. I had planned to have broccoli with brown rice and black beans, but didn’t know what I was going to do for flavoring. Goat cheese and balsamic to the rescue. Tastes great!

Martin O’Malley’s definitely going for a Cabinet position and then another run at the presidency down the line. I’m cool with that. Hopefully he can grow some more charisma in that time.