Whoa, dude. You know very well Boston invented baseball and all other sports. FAWK YOU.

Anybody who has played sports knows that it is harder to perform under pressure. It is harder to hit a jump shot or put a smooth swing on a golf/tennis/baseball in a high pressure situation. While statistics may view an at bat in October as indistinct from an at bat in May, that is not how humans view it. Anyone…

Look I went to college in Boston. Well not in Boston, but near Boston. No not Tufts....

The repeated "wholly shit" you hear is Leyland lamenting his bullpen.

...as it proves that Torii Hunter's tumble over the outfield wall is hilarious from any distance or angle.

The punt went 46 yards.

Simplicity, people, simplicity.

You Owned Limbs Once.

How far can you punt a football?

You'd think that allowing patrons to watch the Giants' offensive line play would be a great way for Rick's Cabaret to enforce its strict "no touching" policy.

Next month may be missed joke awareness month.

Incorrect. The outcome of a sporting event is not predetermined, and the players are attempting to influence the outcome. The actors are not trying to influence the outcome of a show.

Not coincidentally, "going in a different direction" would really liven up stock car racing.

I thought the best part was the douche in the super sweet, plaid fedora not getting a high five from anyone.

I'm with you, bull. Last time a bunch of guys in cowboy hats tied ropes around my testicles and tried to sit on me, I wasn't having any of it.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S THE CIRRRRRRRCLE, THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!

Shoah Foundation: Never forget.

I'm pretty sure he does, too.

Kerry Rhodes has been repeatedly insisting that he isn't a stickhandler either