Logic says this thing is horrible and must be killed immediately, if not sooner. Fuck logic. It's goofy, I like it.
If I can have a heated garage with a center-post lift, I'll be a stay-at-home dad and love every minute of it.
Do not underestimate the badassery of a dedicated bike cop. I watched a Vancouver bike cop chase a guy who was on foot. The guy thought he had the cop beat when he lept off a long loading dock with a three foot drop. The cop took the drop on the bike, pedalled out of it, then lept from the bike onto the bad guy.
I'm writing this before reading a single word: I love you and what you did is awesome.
The beautiful Saab 9-5 SportCombi never made it to dealerships, meaning that the few wagons built and auctioned off…
After reading this description of what the hell this means, even hipsters are amazed. A play on lyrics on a song no one has heard? Pass me another PBR.
I like it.
Code Blue
I tried to submit "Blueshift" and it was already taken. Apparently referencing the Doppler effect was too high-brow for everyone but myself and my unknown internet brother (or sister).
Yeah! And long live the panamera!!!