"I'mgonnagotohospitalanddadoctorissgonnadosomesearchrysoyouknownobickdealbutissgonnameanthatIhafftositoutaraceortwobutthassokaycauseyouknowfornexseasonI'llbebetterandaepeltodrifedacarbetteryouknowissnobickdeal."

Can't fool me...that's a Lincoln.

Thanks, Jason Torpoosky, for sharing this crappy story with us.

I like "Generation Broke".

Now to pick one up heavily discounted through Costco or American Express's auto buying program...

Neutral:

"I Just Blue Myself"

Actually, the percentage of accidents caused by pilot error is around 32% (47% pilot error of 68% total human error causes). Pilots are very qualified professionals, and your bad analogy is bad.

Agreed. I've seen old Toyota drivers drive into buildings, over curbs, down sidewalks and even been rear ended by one while sitting at a light who proceeded to accuse me of "backing into her." It's not just the old either, we need to make a drivers license harder to get and keep for teens as well.

Well, that Escalade-d quickly.

V8 Cummins powered Crown Vic?

Nice job, ladies and gentlemen. This is a massive accomplishment, and I'm proud to serve with you all.

"gearing shorter than Yoda"... Yeah no... 1:1 me thinks...as it's ELECTRIC

You went full Ferrari... Never go full Ferrari

The Aston Martin Emotional Control Unit or whatever the hell they call this work of beauty.