Within a month, I think Twitter will have some freshman philosophy quote embedded at the top of the app. Either “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here” or something from Nietzsche.

If only we could test this idea.

Forcing “dark” mode a week after changing the name of the company to X. Musk truly is the edgiest of 90s edgelords.

X is for the people, by the people.

I swear most of what he does is just predicated on whim and the need to look like you’re doing something.

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

Barbenheimer made over 500 million in one weekend, so is the industry facing challenges or is Disney just spending way too much money on films that aren’t that good?

For one thing, the CEOs of the top Hollywood studios make so much in compensation that if they all agreed to take pay cuts that still left them in the top 0.01% of income earners it would be more than enough to cover the costs of everything the WGA and SAG-AFTRA are asking for. For another, no one is forcing Disney to…

Elon: Hey X Window System can I copy your homework?
X Window System: Sure, just don’t make it too obvious.
Elon: X Window Cystem

Best I can do with just words and we all know how well Kinja handles pictures.

He’ll need to buy an eXtra amount of horses most likely.

ElMo is going to sue everybody who uses the letter x. First target: grade school multiplication classes!

How long till he gets sued for seXual harassment over holding meetings in the S3Xy conference room?

Silence, heretics! Observe the 5D chess (with multiverse time travel) grandmaster at work!

Sooo, when do all the lawsuits start from people trying to push him out? Because all of this is just noise until his financiers start suing him for being “X”-centric. 

eXasperating.

Am surprised that the Patent Office gave a letter a patent (on the letter not on the design of the letter). Usually, “common usage” such as a letter could not be patented.

eXhausting.

He actually thinks that because he’s the richest man in the world, laws don’t apply to him. Just amazing.

I think we can all just start agreeing he’s an idiot now. No conspiracy theories, no ‘grand plan.’ Just a fool and his money, quickly parting