Any time I hear the words “German” and “comedy”, all I can think of is this:

The cooked corncob in the back is one of my all-time favourite movie deaths.

If I find myself thinking, “Somebody’s going to rimshot my post”, I generally try to beat them to the punch.

Here. This made me smile, hope it will for you, too.

You know what *does* belong in a museum? Hobby Lobby’s views on birth control.

Thank you, that’s awesome.

To be fair, Frank did keep kosher.

Yes, and it stays straight for all of, oh. 10 minutes or so. My hair is curly as hell, and that’s the way it stays.

I’ve been obsessed with veils since I was super young—I think it has to do with the fact that I was also obsessed with the Virgin Mary (still am).

I look dreadful in red lipstick, always have. However, I do love this brand in the bright orange “mandarin” colour. It’s awesome.

That’s why I only trust Hebrew National. I work at a private Jewish school that keeps kosher, so I know they walk the walk. These things are checked and re-checked, so you know what’s on the ingredients is exactly what’s in them.

Thank you. I know the reason I have complete apathy towards and total detachment from the upcoming movie is because I’ve just shut everything after “Jedi” off. I can’t relate those first three movies and my sense of wonder from them with anything going on right now. Might as well be a different series.

I came here to post just that verse, and I’m super-glad to see somebody beat me to it. Well done.

Two wrongs don’t make anybody right. They should both be prosecuted, because they both broke the law.

Ah, see—I liked how it ended. I’m a fan of spooky, ambiguous stuff, so that played well with me.

YAY! Not a creep at all!

YES. We should get t-shirts. “I know people would pay a lot of money for my hair, but you try waking up in the morning with it.”

Eh, horror is an extremely subjective thing. Just because I didn’t like it, doesn’t mean you don’t have reasons to.