I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.

A few things come to mind here:

If you’re being sincere, all this displays is your lack of imagination.

What matters a little less is whether what he did was “misconduct.” I’m leaning toward he’s kind of a pushy asshole, not a date-rapist.

what the fuck is going on in this Dirt Bag? this is...messy at best

maybe... asshole bosses should not be the norm... and holding them accountable is a step towards that....?!?!?

Arkangel: Sara was part of the testing group for Arkangel, and the psychologist Sara sees when she’s nine or so says that the program never got off the ground, because it caused the kinds of problems in other test subjects that Sara was seeing him for in the first place. So there is no generation of kids who’ve grown…

He looks like a malevolent Christmas tree ornament. Like if the Monopoly bigwig was made into an ornament for Satan’s tree.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

After the election I was finally convinced that I needed to deal with my anxiety/depression and got a prescription for lexapro. I can’t even imagine what this past year would have been like if I hadn’t taken that step. If you’re considering talking to your doctor about this kind of thing, take it from me: it’s a lot…

No, it doesn’t make me sad, it makes me constantly elated and in love with modern science that has produced such a miracle! No more throwing myself against a random building as i walk home because suddenly the sadness of the universe is too much to bear and I’m sobbing....I still get sad and mad and all the other…

In addition to being racist and all-around offensive as fuck, this is a stupid and useless idea. Boomers are retiring now. We need people in our work force now. Getting pregnant right this very second will do exactly jack shit to help this problem - if we don’t fix it with immigrant labor in the meantime, we’ll be so…

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

I absolutely cannot stand purity left voters. It is the epitome of privilege to vote your conscience because you don’t have to deal with the real world consequences. I will always vote for the candidate with the D next to their name because we are living the reality of what happens when you think your conscience is…

CHEMO IS POISON! And it will fucking save your life.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Gif party time!

This whole article is a dog whistle to all who think feminism = misandry. They’re already commenting in droves and the article isn’t even 15 minutes old. This is not helpful

Isn’t is Dorsey who had the bad day? You know, being assaulted and all? Am I missing crucial info here or is this all a weird tone for a article on domestic violence?

This reminds me of another video. Behold the hilarious chaos that was Carrie Fisher and Oscar Isaac.