The character’s name is Mrs Ketts, so I’m pretty sure it’s a kettle.

my skinny jeans are too tight for pockets so they just have fake ones, so idk what i’m supposed to do now

rude last name for a person since we all came out of a woman imo

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I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

What will I do if I don’t make you horny

I have two on my head, which are recent acquisitions (I’m 41). The downstairs has been alight for quite some time now, which I find to be a very disconcerting turn of events. I always thought it would be the other way ‘round but apparently God wants to shine a light on my basement.

But I really like the video and needed an excuse to post it.

My parents were the same. They never talked about sex, still don’t. My mom has made comments almost assuming I’m a virgin and I’m in my 30s.

One thing that I hadn’t seen mentioned before as explanation as to why women don’t tell people is we are taught to care about others. Please bear with me. I’m a drug addict, recovering, who’s gone to jail and has been homeless. Im getting clean I had to reveal this to my parents and have since moved in with them in…

This election has warped my mind. When I saw your Tinkerbelle gif I thought she was saluting a ring of dicks.

By not naming Trump, she’s making it easier for Melania to copy later on. No awkward “Trump is a racist” in the middle of the speech.

Her genius is never letting his name skip past her teeth. She is demoting him to the base animal he is and deserves to be thought. You only hear proper names in praise from her. Hillary she praises, “Barack” (her term not mine) she praises, Bill she praises. If you notice she also only uses their first names as to…

But are they running for president? No. Was he in junior high, and was he in a locker room at the time? No, he was about 50 and in a professional setting.

Before I had my daughters Delaware Hibiscus and Nevaeh-Fayth Osteen I was totally fine with piles of broken glass all over the sidewalks. I had even seen friends dump their shattered mirrors in the streets; I didn’t say anything. Sometimes I even joined in. But now that I’m a father to two girls, who I love even more…

Came here for the monogrammed thermoses, was not disappointed.

To Donald Trump and Family, the GOP, and their supporters,

Came for this reply. Not disappointed.

Kitchenette!!!!! My life is less without it.

Bless you for the Kitchenette call out. I still miss Behind Closed Ovens! *snif*