Well, darn, I was hoping for an actual test we could take. Like Cosmo quizzes in the ‘80s and ‘90s! (Do they still do those? I bet they still do those.)

maybe they’re all newborns who learned how to use the internet

yes

I didn’t think I would have an opportunity to use this again so soon.

I love you. Honestly, I LOVE my wedding dress, but I’m kinda “meh” about my whole ensemble. And that’s fine. I could spend more time and money trying to find the “perfect” shoes and earrings and hairstyle (which is what everyone says you need to do). Or, I could just look kinda nice and have fun.

THANK YOU. My virtual check list remined me to “start your wedding work out routine” 10 months before my weddig (Fall 2016). Fuck off. It’s feburary in Canada, I’m eating comfort food and watching Netflix.

Your comment should be required reading for every bride!

I’m getting married in a few months, and when I started talking about how I needed to start exercising for the wedding, my fiance said something along the lines of ‘if you’re doing it to be healthy, that’s great, but it shouldn’t have anything to do with the wedding. You should just look like yourself.’ He’s a keeper.

Honestly no matter what you do to create or enhance your outer beauty, it will never be enough if you don’t love yourself. The fact that this woman felt 8/10 for her wedding day, after alllllllllll this, is sad. People deserve to feel amazing on their wedding day, but unfortunately I don’t think that amazing feeling…

*looks in mirror at self, notices unplucked eyebrows, hairy legs, dress from old navy, suspiciously dark upper lip hairs, chewed on nails and 25 extra pounds* *shrugs*

(Sigh) I don’t understand. Will never understand what is happening. why is happening? Who is what? Which is where? Why trump? Why? Why America? WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM? WHY YOU DO THIS?

Have a seat, Rudy. Have several. Have the whole damn stadium full.

My email is mostly full of messages from panicked students and from the admin about how much money the university has. >.>

I’ll say this over and over until people listen…

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

False. I spend my office hours on jezebel.

I think the messaging needs to change for some of these older feminists.

*Rolls eyes*

This would never fucking happen on Benson’s watch.

The minute Kesha puts out a new record, I’m going to buy ten copies and roll around in a pile of glitter.