It is. High-waisted anything is often out of the question, because if I do manage the torturous feat of getting the pants/shorts/skirt over my ass and hips, it’s laughably large in the waist!

(ETA: Given current trends, this sounds so humble-braggy, but 10 years ago it totally wouldn’t have been.)

As someone who was bullied for being stick-thin with a giant butt, I couldn’t agree more.

I didn’t think it was that bad. Only one thing made me Cersei eyeroll, and it was this:

Also, colleges offer FREE tutoring, which I’m assuming is advertised on at least one bulletin board in each building, if not all of them (especially now that the end of the semester is near). Putting up a Craigslist ad for “help” with a paper tells me that this mother is looking for someone to basically write the…

I wonder the same thing. Whenever Halloween rolls around and I decide to dress up my cats, one of them (who is typically an asshole) seems to just flop over and mentally check out while in a shirt. She appears “calm”, but she might just also be going to a special place in her mind to pretend Halloween isn’t happening…

Thank you. I can’t even bring myself to reply to that person, and they’re all over the comments section defending what Kasich said/spouting ignorant rape apology bullshit. And somehow, that troll is an approved commenter on The Slot yet all of us are in the greys...

He actually gave a really good answer, and I was so pleasantly surprised for all of two seconds and then...

But can you cook lentils in your menstrual cup made of lentils? #lentilception

Every weekend it seems one or more of my social media “friends”/acquaintances is attending a wedding. I have yet to go to one this year, and I only went to one last year. And I’m one of those weirdos who actually loves weddings!

“Lentils” should just be the “FREE SPACE” square at this point.

Hey, I’m from NJ and you can take my top sheet off of my cold, dead, body (j/k even as corpse I’d want a top sheet, that’s how much I love them).

Dumbledore didn’t “select” Tom because he thought he had good character; he thought Tom had higher-than-average abilities at such a young age and thought it might potentially be a bad thing, so brought him to Hogwarts to keep and eye on him and steer him away from the dark arts. It didn’t necessarily work, but…

I quite like that the price was $394,000.

Yeah, I feel like claiming that “anti-police brutality” means “anti-police” just means that the person making such a claim accepts that police = brutality, which, if you’re trying to defend the police, is a very very bad look.

It seems like that’s exactly what AMC wants. “Oh Game of Thrones left a cliffhanger let’s do that, but instead of wondering if one character is dead or not, we’ll do eight characters!”. Even though Jon Snow is obviously dead, but unfortunately for TWD universe there isn’t a magical priestess that most likely has the…

I normally don’t agree with your reviews of TWD (I’m very forgiving with some of the shit they pull), but I 100% agree with everything you said. What a cop out, show writers.

I think “The Library” is the library where Carol and Morgan were hiding out.

Based on the interviews with a few of the actors on Talking Dead, it sounds like none of them know who is going to come back, which is kinda shitty. I mean, I guess they all have to come back for at least the season premiere only for one of them to get killed off, so they still have work for now. I feel like if the…

As someone who teaches grammar for a living, I have to point out that her tense change, although semantically ambiguous, was grammatically correct. When you are quoting indirect speech by means of a past tense verb (he said, she named, they posited that, etc. vs. he says, she names, they posit, etc.) the rule is that…

2002 wasn’t my prom year, but it was my 8th grade formal so pretty much the same idea. I remember wanting a pale pink dress just like in the lede image! But when I tried one on, it completely washed me out and my mom wouldn’t let me get it. I ended up getting a coral dress and thought I looked ~so edgy~ in a sea of…

I’m so uncomfortable but I can’t stop looking. His mouth doesn’t even look like it’s open all the way. Oh god, what kind of nightmare fuel would occur if he opened his mouth all the way?!