He says “I’m D. Or Dwight”.

I don’t care for Judge Judy but I’m super bitter about ANTM losing to Faking an Illness so Judy’s got my vote.

I get what they were trying to do with that line, and I wouldn’t have minded it so much if it weren’t Sirius’s last line in the film before he died!

Valentine’s Day ~10 years ago: he made me a nice dinner that involved hot peppers.

I’d vote but there wasn’t a “No, because I was heavily traumatized less than one minute into the trailer when that potato got skinned alive” option.

Your article is wonderful—I will definitely save this link for the future for when I have kids!

I thought it was Jennifer Lopez.

I see where you’re coming from with that, but Kristin Wiig and Kate McKinnon seem(ed) to always play the quietly quirky/oddball characters on SNL. I can’t see either of them truly pulling off the role that Melissa and Leslie were considered for/ultimately got in this movie. I can think of other slim blonde actresses…

I generally feel the same way, but unfortunately, my husband suffers from string-cheese-eating-blackouts, so we have to get the reduced fat in order for him to live long enough to grow old with me. Seriously: I asked him how many he ate one day, and he replied “uhh.. I think 3. I just bought them yesterday.” I went to…

I think Stephen King pointed this out once, but JKR freakin’ LOVES to use adverbs in. Every. Single. Sentence. I never noticed it until I started listening to the audiobooks. So much could have been trimmed just eliminating all the adverbs!

William H. Macy could pull it off, but that guy is totally gonna be played by Rick Moranis, no offense to Rick Moranis.

Idk, I had a blush dress which apparently is boring, but I looked fucking amazing, so whatever. The actual colors of the wedding were charcoal with vibrant yellow flowers, which was “modern” like, two years ago, but not anymore since that’s pretty much the only color combination I see on HGTV shows. Now “cool” colors…

Personally, I am uncomfortable around guns no matter who has them. So I would not be comforted to know that some of my colleagues were carrying. Quite the opposite, actually, but that’s just me. I recognize that others in my profession might not feel the same way.

Holy shit, that is terrifying and I’m so sorry you were put in those situations. I’m glad you got out of them, though! That is amazing of you. I definitely think there should be special sort of de-escalation training for teachers (and for any profession, really), because it could save so many.

As a teacher, I do not want to be forced to carry a gun. I’m not good under pressure and would probably be useless in that sort of situation, scary as it is to think about.

Not to mention that Kesha was given GHB and therefore passed the fuck out. But yeah, she totally should have woken from her temporarily comatose state to strap on a Go-Pro, Wendy, you’ve sure got it all figured out...

I agree. They were basically in a marriage-like relationship but without the physical intimacy. That’s why I disagree with OP’s notion that Richonne felt forced or rushed. There has been chemistry since season 4.

Kind of like how Jenna Maroney decided in 2012!

Fuck. That sucks even more. I saw other people mention 8-10. Ugh. My heart breaks for her.

I think it’s 3 albums.