He says “I’m D. Or Dwight”.

I don’t care for Judge Judy but I’m super bitter about ANTM losing to Faking an Illness so Judy’s got my vote.

Valentine’s Day ~10 years ago: he made me a nice dinner that involved hot peppers.

I’d vote but there wasn’t a “No, because I was heavily traumatized less than one minute into the trailer when that potato got skinned alive” option.

Your article is wonderful—I will definitely save this link for the future for when I have kids!

I thought it was Jennifer Lopez.

I see where you’re coming from with that, but Kristin Wiig and Kate McKinnon seem(ed) to always play the quietly quirky/oddball characters on SNL. I can’t see either of them truly pulling off the role that Melissa and Leslie were considered for/ultimately got in this movie. I can think of other slim blonde actresses…

I generally feel the same way, but unfortunately, my husband suffers from string-cheese-eating-blackouts, so we have to get the reduced fat in order for him to live long enough to grow old with me. Seriously: I asked him how many he ate one day, and he replied “uhh.. I think 3. I just bought them yesterday.” I went to…

William H. Macy could pull it off, but that guy is totally gonna be played by Rick Moranis, no offense to Rick Moranis.

Idk, I had a blush dress which apparently is boring, but I looked fucking amazing, so whatever. The actual colors of the wedding were charcoal with vibrant yellow flowers, which was “modern” like, two years ago, but not anymore since that’s pretty much the only color combination I see on HGTV shows. Now “cool” colors…

Personally, I am uncomfortable around guns no matter who has them. So I would not be comforted to know that some of my colleagues were carrying. Quite the opposite, actually, but that’s just me. I recognize that others in my profession might not feel the same way.

Holy shit, that is terrifying and I’m so sorry you were put in those situations. I’m glad you got out of them, though! That is amazing of you. I definitely think there should be special sort of de-escalation training for teachers (and for any profession, really), because it could save so many.

As a teacher, I do not want to be forced to carry a gun. I’m not good under pressure and would probably be useless in that sort of situation, scary as it is to think about.

Not to mention that Kesha was given GHB and therefore passed the fuck out. But yeah, she totally should have woken from her temporarily comatose state to strap on a Go-Pro, Wendy, you’ve sure got it all figured out...

Kind of like how Jenna Maroney decided in 2012!

Fuck. That sucks even more. I saw other people mention 8-10. Ugh. My heart breaks for her.

I think it’s 3 albums.

ETA: Commented in wrong thread.

Yes, I second naproxen (Aleve)! When ibuprofen and acetaminophen have done nothing for me in the past, naproxen has been a life saver. Although I just want to add that you have to take it with lots of water (which anyone on their period should be doing anyway to prevent dehydration), bc it can cause kidney stones.

Well, yeah, of course they’re more affectionate if you feed them less than usual...