Also, the “but your last name is your father’s so it’s still a man’s last name” argument implies that a woman’s last name is never truly hers, but a man’s last name is always truly his, which is all sorts of fucked up. By that line of reasoning, none of us have our own last names unless we create entirely new ones for…

It’s a perfectly fine outfit for the club or wherever the kids go these days, but not the freaking Star Wars red carpet! Especially compared to Lupita and Gwendoline.

How is Fetty Wap not nominated for best new artist????

Oh, that’s Joanna. She just wanted some eggs.

Same here. I honestly had no idea I wasn’t supposed to flush them until a few years ago.

Seconded. Only my hair is kind of like the Marsala color so I feel I can’t wear similar-color clothing otherwise I look like a bad Melisandre cosplay. But yeah, pastels look pretty bad on me. Deep jewel tones ftw.

Ugh yes can we talk about Jessie’s awful parenting? Youngest son watches her stab a person to death with scissors and gets traumatized, she bakes him cookies instead of talking about it. Same son gets scared that zombies are invading their home, she tells him “just pretend to be brave, ok?”. Jesus. No wonder your kids…

I’m going to miss you most of all! How will I know if I should love or hate the products in my beauty boxes?! Honestly, sometimes I wait to try them until I read your column. Is that weird? I don’t care. <3 you!

If you are the type of person who gets sick often for whatever reason, find out if your insurance (that you hopefully have!) lets you do “intermittent disability.” For example, if you suffer from frequent migraines, you can take temporary leaves here and there. It’s unpaid, though, but it pretty much saved me from…

This really goes to show that you’re either pro-choice, or you’re pro-illegal/unsafe abortion. I read that somewhere (possibly from another Jezebel commenter) and it has stuck with me ever since.

Thousands? Last I heard it was only dozens. I guess people are more comfortable coming out as nevernude now. Good for them!

I know quite a few cats who like being pet against the grain!

It is creepy how they all look like the same person.

Ugh she is so beautiful—another reason why it’s good that they didn’t make her wear long wavy hair extensions like the other models. The short hair shows off her amazing cheekbones!

Same here. This season has been great so far, but this particular episode was just... boring, which is how I felt about most of season 2. I guess we got spoiled with all the fast-paced non-stop action of the first few episodes. I don’t mind a lot of talking if it serves a purpose (Morgan and Easton ep last week) but,…

I think in general, when survivors on the show had shitty lives pre-apocalypse, they seem to adjust better than those who didn’t have such hardships before (Daryl, e.g.).

I agree. Based on collections alone, Kelly had it in the bag. But I understand why PR chose Ashley. They said she’s going to be doing “groundbreaking stuff” and it's true. Kelly will no doubt be on All Stars and hopefully win that, just like Mondo before her.

Welp, guess I’m spending my Saturday learning Swahili. Asante sana!

The conditioning worked. I need a new coffee pot but refuse to get one until I receive another coupon in the mail.

Pretty much same here.