I will never stop dressing up for Halloween! Since we got married, my husband and I have been doing family costumes with our cats. Last year we were the Belchers. This year I’m going to be Daenerys, and he and my two cats are all going to be dragons. He got an adult dragon costume that looks like it’s made for…

So, I guess you could say the rumors were all just a bunch of...

I’m so sorry about your departed beloved asshole cat. Asshole cats are the best cats.

If it helps, the proper linguistics term is “creaky voice”, which is a more accurate name for it.

No, we can’t just go around changing things for women, silly! Us women are the ones who have to change ourselves, by spending thousands of dollars on painful and risky surgery trying to fit unrealistic ideals of youth and beauty!

Hey, Mr. President...

Ugh tell me about it. The next twelve months are going to be such a headache if the last few months are any indication. I don’t remember it happening this early last presidential election. It’s kind of like how businesses start advertising for christmas earlier and earlier each year. Can’t we just enjoy halloween and…

I get it. I think I’m just getting tired of the blatant bias Jez seems to have against Bernie for no apparent reason.

Goddamnit. Why did I have to attract the troll?

So Bernie made a tweet about police brutality and Hillary only retweeted someone else but didn’t actually say anything yet “Clinton denounces” and “Bernie has yet to weigh in”. Okay, am I missing something?

Just like “the only moral abortion is the one I made my mistress(es) get.”

I saw a headline a few years ago that called First Lady Michelle Obama “Obama’s baby mama”.

“Sometimes you have to clear the weeds to let everything grow” and then sometimes you need to just look at the flowers.

This happens to me a lot and I really thought something was wrong with me. I don’t have much else to say except thank you so much for this article, and I hope others who thought the same way I did feel better about it now, too.

I’d love to see this movie in 3D as it’s meant to be seen but I have such megalophobia I would most definitely have a panic attack.

This bear brings me so much joy.

“No way Jose am I spitting that out, tastes like fruit!”

Yep, pretty much. Although I’m thinking of digging it out for my 1st anniversary. I regret not getting a videographer for my wedding, so I want to recreate the first dance with my husband.

And yet, these keep being made. And I’m sure no one is going around saying “well, we can’t keep making TV shows starring men because they are all flops!” like they do about women-centric shows/films.