I think so. I am a (sort of distant) relative, and my closer-to-him relatives didn’t even know about this.

What about Bri (pronounced bree) or Brit?

Burger Time! I loved this game. I can’t seem to find an app for it. There are a million burger-related games, but they are all imposters.

I used diva cup for months and I loved it, but it kept giving me UTIs. I have a tilted cervix so I guess the cup was pushing against my bladder. Menstrual cups are a great option, but not for all women. Tampons it is for me, for the time being. :(

Although winter is obviously the worst, this article was so beautifully written! Fall’s okay, because pumpkin things, but I love walking around half naked in crop tops and shorts too much, hence Summer > Fall. Also I'm a teacher so I'm v biased.

Agreed—I would kill for gorgeous curls like that!

Well that’s unsettling. I’m married and go by Ms. I honestly had no idea about the divorce connotation with it. I must confuse a lot of people!

I think this means your cat needs a friend (or four)!

Omg those pink jellies. I’m just wanna eat them! Omnomnomnom.

I did not know Tom Hardy was English.

Wait so does that mean you’re Peele?!!

I am laughing way too hard at the image in my head right now of someone squatting to birth their vagina potato.

The writer of the article (not the Oscar producers) mentioned Tina and Amy as a possibility, and also Key and Peele!

No mention of Scorpius Malfoy?

I need to know what movie this gif is from for... reasons...

I meet all of these qualifications. But I can't bring myself to leave my two cat children at home for long stretches of time :(

I’m taking “there might be a war on what’s inside of women” to mean that Ben Carson is acknowledging that conservatives are confused about female anatomy.

Yes! White Man/White Man 2016! Or maybe we should aim for 2020... HELLary Clinton will probably take away the position because men can’t have anything anymore. Because we live in a gynocracy.*

Ah, I remember now. The old “if-I-can’t-have-absolutely-everything-for-myself-I’m-being-persecuted” rule.