Buick Avista.

Nah, just extremely rare. You need a Ford Probe to find one.

Fake?

lol

Show me on the doll where the Alero touched you.

That was exactly the quote I selected to make the same point, but you beat me to it. #sad

Why does John Hennessey read so much like Donald Trump?

“Prior to any speed run, we validate the tires though analytical analysis...”

Simple, 2 door hatchbacks are not selling well anywhere. My 4 door GTI is way easier to live with and even though the 2 door looks better, my wife and I don’t use condoms, so the 2 extra doors will make it to where I do not have to sell it when the lack of birth control catches up with us.

That’s not seven words

Cold correction: not on a Ferrari, it’s not.

Maybe if cops didn’t pull their guns and handcuffs out for nonviolent crimes, people would be less afraid of cops, and less likely to run in the first place.

To be fair, Cracked doesn’t understand 95% of what they make articles and videos about

That was a driver’s reaction, not the team’s reaction. As far as I know the team was not in the car at the time of the caption..

i couldn’t help but chuckle that the 200-260 mph time (about 13 seconds) was faster than the 0-60 time (about 16 seconds)

Land Rover and Mercedes are both brands of vehicles. Jalopnik reports on vehicle related news.

I thought it was named after Brady because it was dumb and pretty.

No - like any volume measurement, it depends on the medium and size. Here it conveniently equates to 5, but if you have a handful of skittles or titty, your results will vary.

So he gets pulled over during lap 1, “what you doing round here in such a fancy car, boy?”