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I mean, yeah, but whenever these comparisons come up, there’s never consideration that this thing has a warranty and can sit in traffic without overheating.

And when driving over rocky terrain, just put the biggest rocks under your tires, then your diff will be above them.

I had a 1998 Buick Regal GS (man I miss that car) that had the traction control button right in the middle of the center console, after a trip to Mohegan Sun Casino in CT with my wife we were on the highway and she asked me what the “Trac” button did and what would happen if she pressed it. I told her its the traction

The front end is a magic carpet.

im sorry but that cant be Road Atlanta, it doesnt have random tire barriers in all the spots where youd cut through the grass

Funny how they can’t prosecute the driver in your example but most cities don’t see the issue of giving out traffic tickets to the owner of a car without proof they were driving it.

Thats when you email back and say that you can’t come in to get a price quote on privacy concerns. Once they have seen your face they know who you are and can leverage that information to their advantage and that you aren’t falling for their ruse.

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

Can’t agree. Every time I get in a car with no glass on the roof, I feel like I’m entering a tomb.

...why not?

What exactly is wrong with you people that you keep calling these “phallic enhancers?” As if people couldn’t just enjoy going fast and everything has to be about your views of masculinity. No one says this nonsense about Porsche or Tesla.

They also allow people like the guy in the photo, who is a convicted child sex offender.

Is it called OKStupid?

I thought farmers only was the official dating site of MAGA?

It’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.

Looks fine to me. I don’t understand that hatred for halo designs. They help protect the driver, and there really isn’t a downside to them.

Or, stay with me on this one, the customer could have been up front about the situation and worked with the poor guy trying to make a living and feed himself. How hard would it have been to give a little detail... unless the customer was clueless to what he had. In that case, 1) he should have said that and 2)

And a smoke stack

Yeaaaah... as soon as I saw that commercial, I knew there was going to be a LOT of blowback.

I buy frozen vegetables in bulk. Sometimes, eggs. Those cannot be used to commit mass slaughter.