Ran when parked.

“But it’s literally just a couple bolts; we’ll be done in like, 10 minutes,”

— and this, is how you anger the Gods.

Last week I replaced the battery in my wife’s CR-V. It took 3 minutes to replace the battery and 45 minutes to find where in the engine bay my 10mm ratchet had fallen to.

I hate when the right lane is backed up and the left lane is open so people fly down the left lane to the front of the line and cut in. Like, would you do this at Starbucks? No, because you’d get your ass beat by people waiting for their coffee. Queue up like the rest of them you selfish prick.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

You know what would be amazing...

Of course not. It’s a car.

That tape not peeling after 20 years is McLaren’s most impressive engineering feat.

As someone who got into all three of those shows late, I can confirm it is worth it.

I think that counts. Dude.

Not sure if this counts, but here goes.

Doggo is way less pitbull than I would have guessed

His girlfriend looks like she’s 20 years older than him and really likes meth....

Is it bad that the car is so deplorable that I didn’t immediately see that he was talking about somebodies practice rounds dumped into a latex slug?

It would probably quite spacious for him, statistically speaking.

Cadillac CTS-V wagon with a stick. Sure, car nerds will know what it is, but nobody else will.

“Used Magnums”

I work for one of the “big three” body shops in the country,

Uh, recovering the deductible from an at-fault party SHOULD happen and happens all the time. It’s called subrogation and if the other party has insurance, then your insurance company will almost assuredly recover the deductible from them.

Miatas be ‘N Sync.