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I can honestly say I’ve had dumber questions from experiences people. The biggest difference is genuine lack of knowledge and a willingness to ask. I am more than happy to help anyone who asks for it and does not know what they need or why they need it. However, the guy who has been doing this for 30 years and knows

I don’t think there are enough people “exploiting” it that it’s a problem.

With your Audi Espresso maker for only $227

That poor girl probably got picked up in that windowless van behind her.

Bernie’s back, back again, Bernie’s back, tell a fr(Liberty Media)iend

If the hot Yaris can happen Stef, anything can happen!

Neutral: Make rallying an actual watched Motorsport here. You’re telling me that across the US we don’t have enough biomes to have a rather challenging series? I know they already rally here but who knows besides us? If Mitsubishi were to develops a car to get noticed in a Motorsport championship that would get us

Don’t knock the built in vacuum cleaner. Next to seat belts, intermittent wipers, air bags, and the ejector seat it is the best idea ever fitted to a car.

YOU SOLVED THE MUSTANG CRISIS! WE MUST GET THIS TO THE PRESIDENT!

Seconded, Turn 2 becomes a nightmare also if too many people make it through Turn 1.

I give you the Lifetime Forrest Gump award, for randomly encountering important people through history through innocent means.

“I bought an Alfa Romeo Giulia for $250!” - A David Tracy article, probably

Hot take: don’t buy a car at all, pay off student loans, take remainder and save it. Make a profit right out of college.

“Certainly sir, there is a $510 surcharge if you’d like to contest the ticket.” That is the most twisted ass thing ever, it’s like a free $490 for the court. I’m not even sure how that is a fair punishment for the crime.

4th gear: So you mean to tell me in a modern economy there are far reaching impacts when you strong arm companies? Of course who gives a rats ass about the job potential that Mexico lost as a result of Ford abandoning the new plant. After all those jobs will obviously come back to America and make it great again.

Not a button, rather a cover for a cigarette lighter or a USB port.

Bosses: “WE NEED TO LOWER COSTS!!”

That’s pretty clever, if they took half the engineers from this project and put them on the 200 maybe it wouldn’t be such a pile of shit.

This song speaks to me... I don’t know what they’re saying but they are speaking to me.

Where’d you see a mustang?