I’ve never driven a non-allowable vehicle on public roads before, but I have driven a car and a truck that were at best questionably roadworthy. Planning your route so that you are never in a place where you can’t quickly and safely pull over and restart your car is pretty Jalop IMHO.

Torch can drive whatever he wants, wherever he wants - 28th amendment 

Driving a technically illegal vehicle on the street is like a car guy rite of passage. 

Wife: (obvious disgust in voice) Eight.

I lost 75 lbs. last year through illness, and I wanted to punch all the people who kept telling me how good I looked.

I’ve gained about half of it back, and yes, I am fat, but I’m so much healthier, thankyouverymuch.

I spend more than $150 on work lunches alone every year

Yeah, that was worded weirdly. I’m assuming they mean he got married at some point. Although a lot of married foreign workers often have to live alone until their spouse can get a visa to join them, so that’s a possibility, I suppose.

Carefully evaluating her options before finally deciding she didn't have any.

I’ll be honest. Right now the fast food companies are so big on trying to get everyone one on the apps they offer some really good deals.

The season pass line is separate, you can just flash it and walk in. That combined with not having to pay for parking would be a huge timesaver. There's also food right at the entrance to the park and if you're only there to eat it should only take an hour tops

Doesn’t the park close on the off season, at least on weekdays, even in California?  

What was his wife doing before she moved in with him?

Are you not supposed to do that?

Honestly though $150 a year with two meals and free parking in addition to theme park admission is a really good deal. Six flags isn’t the best park anymore, but I spend more than $150 on work lunches alone every year

Yep, it has the turning radius of Rhode Island. I have enough problems with the turning radius of my ‘92 F350 longbed dually crewcab with camper hanging off the back a little bit.

The cab has its own sleeper.  That it is separate from the rest of the living quarters is a feature, not a bug.

Tyler DeLorean, meet Liz Carmichael. I think you two have a lot in common.

*bonnet

“Honey, John DeLorean is your father” sounds better than “Nigel fucked me from behind on the hood of an Austin Princess after too many shots of scotch at the pub.”

It would roll and burst into flames somehow